Greetings to all! You are cordially invited to join me in celebration of National Favre Day!!! No, the date has no significance. Well, it actually offers something better than that. Sanity. That's right, honor the true sports moralist in yourself and commemorate a special day. No RSVP needed...please, this has gotten enough press already.
WHAT: National F.A.V.R.E. Day!
WHO: Everyone who isn't ESPN
WHEN: Wednesday, August 6, 2008
WHERE: Who cares where, anywhere ESPN doesn't have two helicopters, four Bristolian spies, 27 cameras, and three field correspondents stalking Favre and commenting on his every movement
WHY: Because everyone needs to F.A.V.R.E. for a while, "Forget A Veteran Reinstated Egotist"
HOW: For one, boycott watching anything corruptly influenced by ESPN, as attempting to watch any of their live programs for a few seconds will most surely relay information about Favre in some form or another. If you are lucky, it might only be visible on the bottom ticker; yes, the one that has news updates from FAVRE, NL, FAVRE, AL, FAVRE, NBA, FAVRE, FAVRE, NFL, FAVRE and so on.
Please, ensure that your day is not dampened by this ridiculous situation. Participate in National Favre Day.
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